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Monday, December 15, 2008

Twitter Updates - 5/12/08 to 15/12/08

Yes. Yes. There is no escape. If you don't follow me, I'll follow you. Excerpts from last week :

H.D. Kumaraswamy's wife also enters politics. Pati, Patni aur WOE.

Narayan Rane loses the race for becoming chief-minister. Can we now call him an 'also-Rane'?

Deve Gowda said, "If politicians are not there, who'll run the country?" Guess he meant "ruin the country", but then his English is lousy. 

Congress suspends Narayan Rane. They are pretty quick with their suspensions. Now when will they "suspend" Mohammad Afzal?

Pakistan puts Jaish-e-Mohammad chief, Masood Azhar, under house arrest. Guess he'll be working from home now.

TOI says a cabinet reshuffle is on the cards. After shuffling, Manmohan will pick a card. Any card. And it will turn out to be a joker. Sigh.

Rahul Gandhi says, "VIPs should leave the cops alone." Er... shouldn't it be the other way round?

England still has no answer to spinners. It all started with Gandhi - the original spinner.

The silly law that criminalizes adultery is going to apply to women too. Is this under the penal code, or are we seeing a new vaginal code?

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10 comments:

Vishwas Krishna said...

Liked Barack Obama and Katrina tweets too, but India Today tweet was my favourite.

gaea said...

hahahahahahahaha! can't stop guffawing about the adultery one...

rambodoc said...

Brilliant, as usual! Your highly evolved punds- could they ever make one feel dar wins? BTW, this was a profound one from me just to show how bad puns can actually get!

Abhishek said...

very witty and very funny :)

Hades said...

The silly law that criminalizes adultery is going to apply to women too. Is this under the penal code, or are we seeing a new vaginal code?

Brilliant. If I didn't detest the acronym so much I might even have used 'ROTFL'.

:P

Hades
Jamat-ud-Dawah Bans Pak Govt.

Dev said...

:)

Marina D'Souza said...

Funny :), with flair for one liners like that you should expect stalkers.

Pushkala said...

Awesome paronomasia!!! Keep writing..... :-)

vinjk said...

funny shit!

after reading this i can imagine the politicians asking:
"funneeee....funneeeee....FUNNNEEEEEEEEEE.."
like this famous kid on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVDGu82FeQ

Pramod Biligiri said...

Awesome!

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