Nursery rhymes, they say, are old legends and stories passed down orally. Well, with all that's happening around us, shouldn't we be modifying them so that they reflect today's stories instead of old irrelevant European stuff? Here are a few of my submissions.
Lalu & Rabri could pay any bill,
As they'd made a pile on fodder.
But Lalu fell down and lost his crown,
And Rabri ruled Bihar thereafter.
As they'd made a pile on fodder.
But Lalu fell down and lost his crown,
And Rabri ruled Bihar thereafter.
Rane, Rane go away.
Come again another day.
Ashok Chavan wants to play,
Rane, Rane go away.
Based on "Mary had a Little Lamb".
Come again another day.
Ashok Chavan wants to play,
Rane, Rane go away.
Based on "Mary had a Little Lamb".
Sonia had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
Sonia had a little lamb, whose turban was always blue.
Whatever that Sonia said, Sonia said, Sonia said.
Whatever that Sonia said, the lamb was sure to do.
Sonia had a little lamb, whose turban was always blue.
Whatever that Sonia said, Sonia said, Sonia said.
Whatever that Sonia said, the lamb was sure to do.
Based on "Hot Cross Buns".
Oft cause bans. Oft cause bans.
Anbumani, Anbumani,
Will oft cause bans.
If it's not for smoking,
It'll be for eating junk.
But Anbumani, Anbumani,
Will oft cause bans.
Anbumani, Anbumani,
Will oft cause bans.
If it's not for smoking,
It'll be for eating junk.
But Anbumani, Anbumani,
Will oft cause bans.
Based on "I'm a Little Teapot".
I’m the MNS despot, every law I flout.
These are my thugs and this is my snout
When I get steamed up, hear me shout.
But when there's real trouble, count me out.
These are my thugs and this is my snout
When I get steamed up, hear me shout.
But when there's real trouble, count me out.
More to come. In Part 2.
Disclaimer : This post does not claim to be a description of real people and events. It is just childish nonsense. Like our you-know-whos.
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