I joined twitter a week back and I'm absolutely hooked on to it. All random thoughts can be instantly SMSed to Twitterland and they join an incredibly rich pool of information, entertainment and nonsense. All in a snack-sized length of less than 140 characters. Here are some of my Tweets of last week.
Bakri Id is a week away but the slaughter of (scape)goats has begun.
Chidambaram as home minister. Now I am hoping for a home-loan waiver.
Vilas Rao Deshmukh says that Ram Gopal Verma is not a terrorist. He obviously hasn't seen RGV Ki Aag.
R.R. Patil said it wasn't a complete intelligence failure. He was wrong. It was. In his head.
Apparently the dead terrorists were turned away from paradise. Jihad and all that is fine but they shouldn't have shaved their beards.
Manmohan Singh visited my area yesterday, so all roads were widened and surfaced. Let's have 25 PMs who criss-cross India non-stop.
All politicians in India will finally come together because they have found a common enemy - the public.
The only reason Barkha still has her job is the fact that her name is an anagram of Khabar.
Ramadoss to ban terrorism in public places.
PS : For a hilarious look at facebook status updates, check out face value.