Twitter Updates - 5/12/08 to 15/12/08

Yes. Yes. There is no escape. If you don't follow me, I'll follow you. Excerpts from last week :

H.D. Kumaraswamy's wife also enters politics. Pati, Patni aur WOE.

Narayan Rane loses the race for becoming chief-minister. Can we now call him an 'also-Rane'?

Deve Gowda said, "If politicians are not there, who'll run the country?" Guess he meant "ruin the country", but then his English is lousy. 

Congress suspends Narayan Rane. They are pretty quick with their suspensions. Now when will they "suspend" Mohammad Afzal?

Pakistan puts Jaish-e-Mohammad chief, Masood Azhar, under house arrest. Guess he'll be working from home now.

TOI says a cabinet reshuffle is on the cards. After shuffling, Manmohan will pick a card. Any card. And it will turn out to be a joker. Sigh.

Rahul Gandhi says, "VIPs should leave the cops alone." Er... shouldn't it be the other way round?

England still has no answer to spinners. It all started with Gandhi - the original spinner.

The silly law that criminalizes adultery is going to apply to women too. Is this under the penal code, or are we seeing a new vaginal code?

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